Classic okcupid Romeo right here. Long, flattering canned opener (note the bits about “great profile” despite the fact that my profile is empty; the probably-safe assumption that his target likes to make people laugh, designed to make her feel like the question is directed at her personally; the tell-tale question of whether she has a pet, despite the fact that most people include that info in their profiles)? Check. Poor grammar/spelling skills? Check. Inevitable descent into “whats your name and whats your ethnic (sic)?” Check.
Who is “she”, by the way? She’s a dog.
Paul Zimmer, Dog Music (1999)